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Living in a city with one of the highest crime
rates in the nation makes security monitoring as necessary as water, electric,
sewer, and trash pickup. Our neighbors on both sides have had their homes
broken into more than once, but fortunately in my ten years in this house
it has never happened to us. I credit that good fortune to a moderately sophisticated
electronic security system.
I don’t recall when our first security system was installed, but if
I had to guess I’d say somewhere in the mid to late nineties. On March
28, 2003, two well-dressed young men rang our doorbell and offered to upgrade
our security system with the latest technology for $50. Their General Electric
Genie monitoring system, which came with a remote activate/deactivate keychain
fob, sounded far superior to our current system and fifty bucks sounded fair
for the equipment, installation, and setup work, so we signed on with FirstLine
Security of Orem, Utah. During their presentation we learned that FirstLine
was a Mormon company and although we don’t subscribe to their religion,
we’ve always had great respect for their business practices.
A few months after the switch, we received a nasty letter from Security Maintenance
Services, our previous monitoring company, demanding $413.54 in payment for
the remaining portion of our previous contract with them. During their March
presentation, the fellows from FirstLine had asked us about our current monitoring
contract and we told them we had been with SMS for over five years and therefore
the original two or three year contract we had originally signed had long-since
expired.
In a subsequent demand for payment, SMS informed us that our contract with
them had been automatically renewed for an additional two years each time
the current contract had expired and our latest two-year contract had gone
into force in December, 2002… just three months before FirstLine rang
our doorbell. A copy of the original contract’s fine print was included
in the letter and apparently we had signed off on allowing them to do this
without notice.
Our experience with other service providers, e.g. the cell phone company,
the cable TV company, the internet access company, etc. was “sign a
contract with us for one or two years and in return we’ll give you a
discount on the service.” Once the initial term had expired, we went
on month-to-month billing and could cancel at any time without penalty. The
business model seemed to be “absorb the cost of the equipment and installation
to get it into their house, give them time to appreciate the service, and
they’ll stay with us forever.” Sounds fair to me. Incentive to
the customer equals sales; good service equals loyalty.
Fortunately I’m retired, am home almost every day, and have the time
and tenacity to spend hours navigating phone trees, waiting endlessly on hold,
and researching the internet. I was outraged that a company could renew a
service contract with neither notice nor my signature and I was convinced
that to do so would violate some local ordinance or state law.
My first call was to the California Department of Consumer Affairs which informed
me that there was no law on the books preventing a service provider from renewing
a contract without notice. They did suggest, however, that I try to negotiate
with SMS by sending them a letter offering to settle for an amount less than
they were demanding. SMS ignored my letter and instead sent another invoice
for the full amount.
My next call was to my legislator’s office, and after explaining the
situation to an office assistant, I received neither a phone call nor a letter
back from my representative in Sacramento. Next I called the Consumer Watch
departments of several Bay Area television stations, but none of them expressed
interest in my story.
After several months fighting the injustice of it all, I finally capitulated
in January 2004 and sent SMS a check for the full amount. In the interim,
we had met Anthony, the service technician for FirstLine who came out in June
2003 to install new sensors on our back porch ($125.บบ) and again in September
to replace a dining room window sensor and install two outdoor motion sensors
($280.บบ). During the ensuing three years, Anthony has also stopped by to
replace sensor batteries, repair/replace sensors that have stopped operating,
and other security system issues at no charge whatsoever. Like any electronic
device, home security monitoring systems need periodic maintenance and the
service response from FirstLine was stellar.
One Saturday night during the summer of 2003, Pat and I were sitting in the
living room watching Bowling For Columbine on DVD when we noticed
the motion-sensor activated light in our neighbor Tony’s driveway going
on and off repeatedly. Assuming people were walking by on the sidewalk, we
ignored it and continued to watch the movie. A few minutes later flashing
lights and sirens got our attention, so we paused the movie and went outside
to see what was going on.
The police had been chasing a car with five teenagers down our street when
the teens lost control at the corner, bolted from the vehicle, and ran into
the yards of our neighborhood to escape arrest. Across the street a neighbor’s
wooden driveway fence had been broken down as had her next door neighbor’s
back fence indicating that the desperadoes were heading away from our house.
The next morning we discovered that our central air conditioning unit had
been knocked askew on it’s foundation, a bird bath had been toppled,
and a fiberglass rabbit marking the grave of one of our animals had been tipped
over and broken. All three of these items were in the runway between our kitchen
and our neighbor’s garage, behind an eight-foot-high wooden fence.
In other words, as we watched a movie in our living room and ignored the flashing
of Tony’s yard light, our property was being invaded. Apparently our
garden lights prevented the trespassers from going into our backyard for we
could see where Tony’s TV satellite dish had been ripped off the back
corner of his garage during their ascent from our property to his. Hence the
outdoor motion sensors that Anthony installed for us in September.
Unfortunately, they never worked in either sunlight or rain and Anthony admitted
to me that outdoor motion sensors were not a specialty of his company. In
January of 2004, I hired GeoTech Security to install a separate outdoor security
system for $1,432. Now I know when someone has stepped onto our front porch
before they ring the doorbell. No other part of the property is accessible
either without setting off an alarm.
So, security on one’s property in Oakland is a major concern and something
I have managed for several years in our household. FirstLine’s quick
response and Anthony’s level of expertise in handling the periodic issues
was reassuring. Clearly we had made the right decision in signing on with
them back in 2003 and I felt, through Anthony, that we had developed a personal
relationship with the company… something that one does not experience
with larger companies such as SBC, Comcast, Waste Management, et. al.
One thing we had learned during the three years of service with FirstLine
was that security companies outsource the actual monitoring of the systems
they install and maintain. We had received at least two letters from FirstLine
indicating that we had been switched from one monitoring service to another.
Hence, in three years, we’ve had our monitoring done by at least three
different companies. We’ve also had our monthly monitoring fee raised
twice. As anyone knows, fees for service increase over time. Lord knows the
cable TV bill has gone up way more than ten dollars a month in the past three
years, so we weren’t particularly concerned as long as we could still
call FirstLine and have them send Anthony out whenever there was a problem.
Thursday evening, July 20th, I had a meeting with my Mac users group over
in Pleasant Hill from seven to nine and when I returned home at 9:30, Pat
met me outside to swap cars in the driveway and told me we had company. I
noticed a large red pickup truck with Idaho license plates parked at our curb.
Pat told me the visitors were from our security company and were here to swap
out our current system for a newer model that used a cellphone chip to send
alerts to the monitoring service thus circumventing the phone line vulnerability.
Sounded like a great idea to me, but I still thought it odd that FirstLine
would show up unannounced to replace our system. The technician doing the
installation was a surly young fellow named Travis who said little other than
to inquire where certain sensors were located. Since it was ten o’clock
at night and assuming he had been working all day, I dismissed his less-than-friendly
attitude as wanting to get done and get home. Still, his behavior was not
up to the standard of Mormon pleasantness I had become accustomed to with
FirstLine employees, the majority of whom were on temporary work assignment
in the Bay Area from Utah or Idaho.
I asked Travis if he could correct a problem with our outdoor motion system,
even though I knew his company was not responsible for it. It involved lengthening
a wire from an outdoor sensor to the monitoring box which, when first installed
in our attic, had run harmlessly across the rafters in the floor. However,
since then, I had installed flooring
in the attic and the wire now ran across the floor. Before I could say,
“And of course I’d pay you for your trouble,” Travis informed
me it wasn’t his responsibility and that I’d have to pay him extra
for the work.
We agreed on twenty bucks and he lengthened the wire which turned out to belong
to the doorbell rather than to a motion sensor. He left at eleven o’clock
and I had a gnawing feeling that something just wasn’t quite right.
Pat needed to get to bed, so I let it drop.
Saturday we noticed that Travis had missed reprogramming a sensor on the front
porch window, so I waited until Monday morning to call FirstLine to have him
sent back out to correct the oversight. They had no idea what I was talking
about and suggested I look at the paperwork to determine who had done the
installation.
“You are now using ADT for monitoring services, aren’t you,”
I asked?
Yes, they were, and perhaps I should call ADT to ask them about getting Travis
back.
So I called ADT who admitted, yes, they do handle the monitoring for FirstLine,
but they don’t do installation and I should be calling them. Back to
FirstLine; back to ADT. I was stuck in and endless loop. Finally ADT checked
its records more thoroughly and told me the installer was Icon Security and
perhaps I should call them. Icon? Who’s Icon? I went through the paperwork
the installers had left behind and, sure enough, there was one pink sheet
that had the name Icon
Security on it: no phone number; no address; just the company name. ADT
supplied me with the contact number and I called.
Turns out, like FirstLine, Icon is also located in Utah, albeit Provo, not
Orem, but still a Salt Lake City suburb. Perhaps FirstLine had been bought
out and had changed its name. But if that were the case, why hadn’t
they told me that when I first called? Eventually I spoke with Breton Stout
who told me he was the one who had stopped by on Thursday evening and had
Pat sign a contract for a new security system and monitoring service. Pat
had never mentioned signing anything to me; was he sure?
Not skipping a beat, Breton explained the advantages of the new system and
added that when Pat raised the issue of our payoff to SMS the last time we
switched, he assured him that Icon would pay off any outstanding contract
charges. Pat never mentioned this either. Breton went on to say they had written
up a letter to be sent to FirstLine and Monitronics notifying them of our
cancellation of their service and had Pat sign it. Again, Pat hadn’t
mentioned this to me. But it was becoming clear that we had been switched
without realizing it.
A closer look at the paperwork revealed we had 72 hours to cancel the order
and revert our system and monitoring service back. By the time I found out
what had actually happened from Breton, we had less than 36 hours left. I
told him that although I was impressed with the new system Travis had installed,
I felt he and his company had hoodwinked Pat into unwittingly switching our
service. He quickly agreed to extend the 72-hour buyers’ regret window
to 30 days and would send Travis over to fix the overlooked window sensor.
Switching back to FirstLine could be a problem: their monitoring unit had
been removed, the sensors had been reprogrammed, as had the on/off switches
on our keychain fobs. After my phone conversation with Breton, I understood
how easily Pat had been deceived. Breton had been quick to apologize for any
misunderstandings and deftly shifted the focus of the conversation to the
benefits of his company’s product. Since FirstLine was also using ADT
for monitoring, it seemed likely they would also have the same product Icon
had installed.
After my previous Mobius loop of phone calls between FirstLine and ADT, I
decided to call the personal cell phone number of Anthony, the local FirstLine
technician who had been out to our house on several occasions during the past
three years to fix errant sensors. Anthony told me FirstLine was aware that
Icon had been actively stealing its customers and that I should call Wayne
Tomlinson at their Orem office and tell him what had happened.
Wayne told me that FirstLine was in the process of filing a lawsuit against
Icon for actively seeking out and switching their customers. He promised to
look into the feasibility of installing the same system Icon had put in for
us and what costs, if any, would be involved. Until I heard back from him,
my best course of action was to stall Icon for time.
So I called Icon back and asked to speak with Breton Stout. They informed
me that he was no longer in the Bay Area and had gone to Minneapolis on new
business. My call was answered by Breton’s boss in Provo, Utah, Helaman
Hurtado who assured me that the 72-hour buyer’s regret window would
be extended until Breton returned to the Bay Area in a few weeks. He also
agreed to email me a copy of the cancellation letter to Monitronics and Firstline
that Pat had signed. When I pressed him to confirm that Icon would pay any
contractual cancellation fees to Monitronics, he said that agreement was between
Pat, me, and Breton. As for the overlooked front porch window sensor, he told
me to contact Candice at the Pleasanton office and she would have someone
come out to take care of it.
No one answered at the Pleasanton, California office (about ten miles from
here), so I left a voice mail. It was Pat’s birthday and I had a dinner
to get ready before he got home from work.
Tuesday morning I received a call from Candice who told me that Travis would
be over by nine o’clock Wednesday morning to fix the front porch window
sensor. Wednesday morning came and went. Travis rang our doorbell at a little
after four o’clock, spent less than five minutes programming the sensor
into the system, then informed me that although he was paid for initial installations,
he was not compensated for housecalls, gas was expensive, and could I give
him some money for his trip over here from Pleasanton.
I was floored by the request, but reached into my pocket and pulled out a
five-dollar bill. He insisted he needed more than that. I wasn’t about
to pull out my billfold and give him a twenty and told him I was sorry, but
the five was the only cash I had on hand. After he left, I promptly went to
my computer and sent an email off to both Breton Stout and Helaman Hurtado
complaining about their level of customer service.
Thursday I received an email back from Helaman apologizing for Travis’
behavior, explaining that it was not their company policy to ever accept cash
from customers. But the email went on to say that on occasion customers do
tip their employees and some customers would consider it rude to decline the
tip. Seemed to me I was getting a double message. He went on to say that Travis
had been rebuked and ordered to return to our home, apologize, and give back
the five bucks.
Customer service, not the five dollars, was the issue in my mind. With Breton
already in Minneapolis, how long would Travis be in town? He was no Anthony
from FirstLine and I dreaded having to work with him in the future, but also
wondered who I’d get for service if he was transferred. The warning
flags of dealing with Icon were fluttering in a hurricane gale at the top
of my pole. However, I still hadn’t heard back from Wayne Tomlinson
at FirstLine and decided to judge the sincerity of Travis’ apology when
he arrived. Besides, it would give me an opportunity to question him on the
working conditions at Icon.
The rest of Thursday passed with no communication or visit from Travis. When
Pat arrived home Friday night he wanted to know why I hadn’t called
FirstLine to get us reconnected. I told him that for five bucks, the smart
thing for Travis to do would be to write an apology and mail it along with
a five dollar bill and we’d give it until Monday morning for the mail
to arrive.
By Monday morning, my mind was made up: we were going back to FirstLine no
matter what it took. I had taken copious notes of all my communications with
Icon and had even recorded my conversations with Helaman Hurtado. I concluded
that my notes and recordings would be invaluable to FirstLine in their lawsuit
against Icon and they’d jump at the opportunity to install a similar
system at no cost to us in exchange for our well-documented testimony.
I called Wayne Tomlinson at FirstLine in Orem who was out of the office. I
left a message for him to call me back at his earliest convenience. With my
phone recorder at the ready, I called Helaman Hurtado at Icon and told him
I hadn’t heard from Travis. He informed me that Travis no longer worked
for them and had gone home to Idaho. He went on to tell me that Breton Stout
would be back in the Bay Area from Minneapolis by the weekend and would contact
me to conclude our contract. I didn’t tell him I had decided to go back
to FirstLine, wanting to line my ducks up with Wayne first.
I called Wayne’s office on Tuesday morning and, again, he wasn’t
available. I left another message but he hadn’t called back by the end
of the day. Same routine on Wednesday and Thursday. Was he avoiding me? By
Friday morning I was in a panic: Breton was due back on Saturday and I might
possibly be his first order of business.
With Wayne still unavailable Friday morning, I asked to speak with anyone.
According to “anyone,” FirstLine had sold off our account to Criticom
nearly a year ago. No wonder I wasn’t getting call backs; we were no
longer their customer. And, of course, Breton never showed up on Saturday
nor was I contacted by Icon.
All of August passed with no word from Breton or anyone else at Icon. And
in those weeks it finally dawned on me that I was operating from an outdated
paradigm that postulated businesses make their money from happy customers.
A newer business model has emerged whereby companies focus on size and making
themselves attractive to larger corporations. Get in, get out, and keep those
numbers increasing. Dissatisfied customers are an acceptable risk because
the company only plans to keep them just long enough to be bought by someone
else.
On Tuesday, August 29th, I sent an email to Breton Stout with a CC to his
boss Helaman Hurtado:
Pat & I feel we're stuck in purgatory here while awaiting your return to conclude our business transaction as promised. We'd appreciate a clear-cut answer, even if it's not what we want to hear, over this interminable delay. Calls to the Pleasanton office indicate the phone has been disconnected or deactivated. For the record, my last contact with anyone from your company was on July 24th.
After receiving no response from either, I called Helaman at his corporate
office in Provo on Thursday morning and left a message with his assistant
to call me back. By the end of the day, he hadn’t. Pat and I went out
to dinner with Bill and Gary, turning the security system on as we left. Shortly
after our return at nine o’clock, and just after we had settled down
in the living room to watch TV, our neighbor Tony rang the doorbell and told
us to pick up the Voice Mail message from ADT who had also called him.
ADT had received a signal from our system indicating that our Radio Backup
had failed and was currently off-line. They went on to say that this was the
second such incident and that it had been off-line from August 22nd through
the 30th, but had managed to restore itself. They had me run a test on the
system which restored the signal at 9:17, fifty-two minutes after it had first
gone out. The system test also indicated that we had no phone-line communication
between our system and ADT and that our panic button was sending a simple
burglary signal to them rather than the panic alert it was intended to send.
After spending two hours in phone tree hell the next morning, I finally managed
to speak with Jonathan at Icon to fill him in on what ADT had reported about
our security system and he promised to get back to me. Forty-five minutes
later, Helaman himself called me, apologized for not having answered my Tuesday
email, and wanted to know what ADT had to say. When I got to the part about
the lack of phone communication from our unit to ADT he said it wasn’t
necessary because we had the Radio Backup.
Yes, but that wasn’t currently working and without it, we had no security
monitoring whatsoever. Oh, but we’ll fix that he said; you don’t
need the landline hookup. In fact, he went on to say, most folks who have
the Radio Backup installed do so because they don’t have any landline
telephones in their homes. Well, we do Helaman… two of them in fact,
and I believe it is called a Radio Backup because it is intended to supplement
the land-lines, not replace them and redundancy was what sold us on your system.
Clearly Icon had never hooked up the system to our existing telephone lines
in the first place.
He admitted to me that the Pleasanton office had indeed been closed and gave
me some song and dance about it being the end of the summer and pulling all
the employees back to Utah for training. He’d try to get a technician
over to our house today but admitted that might be difficult and due to the
Labor Day weekend, we’d probably not see a technician before Tuesday.
However, he’d call back later and let me know for sure. He never did.
Nor has a technician arrived as I write this on Sunday afternoon.
While looking up internet links for this story, I noticed that FirstLine's website has totally changed since my last visit. They now appear to have veered away from home security and into cell phone service with home security service as an add-on.
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Early Tuesday morning I received a call from Pinnacle Security
which informed me that they had been hired by Icon to repair the problems
with our system uncovered by ADT. One of their technicians would be coming
over late that afternoon. Ninety minutes later I received a call from “Winston”
who told me he had received the assignment but wouldn’t be able to get
to Oakland before Wednesday. What choice did I have?
“Winston” had some interesting things to say about the security
industry in general and Icon in particular. In fact, he had worked for Icon
previously but had left when he began to believe they were engaging in shady
business practices. When he opened up our alarm box to begin his repair work,
he immediately discovered that Travis had neglected to tape his interior wiring
connections. He pointed out two bare connections that were barely a centimeter
apart and told me had the two ever touched they would have started a fire
that could have burned our house down.
“Winston” readily admitted that
as a Pinnacle technician he was experienced with Ademco alarm systems and
not the General Electric Genie system that we had. Most of the time he spent
reprogramming our system was actually spent on his cell phone trying to locate
someone who could tell him how to go about it.
After completing his work, “Winston” gave me a fascinating insight
to how the security industry works. The best salesmen, he told me, can make
several hundred thousand dollars a year. Installers typically earn about $40
per installation with incentives built in. Most are young kids (late teens/early
twenties) who are recruited back in the company’s home territory and
sent to the areas where the salesmen are currently canvassing. Room &
board is automatically deducted from the installers’ earnings and many
quit and go home disillusioned and owing the company money. Hmmm… sounds
like Travis. “Winston” went on to say that cheating salesmen and
installers out of their money was a common complaint in the industry. In fact,
he told me, he wouldn’t be surprised if Icon tried to avoid paying Pinnacle
for his work on our system and in turn, Pinnacle refused to pay him.
After paying the salesmen, the installers, and for the cost of equipment,
the companies have typically invested $500 to $600 in acquiring a new customer
whose contract they then sell to larger monitoring services such as ADT for
$1,100 to $1,300. Many of the security firms are Mormon startups based in
Utah and, according to “Winston,” the State of Utah is aggressively
taking many of them to court based on the overwhelming amount of complaints
it has received.
Pat and I spent the next two days going back
over his credit card statements to insure that, as promised, we wouldn’t
be double-billed. Records indicated that ADT had billed Pat’s card on
August 23rd as expected. But his latest statement indicated an additional
charge from IASG on September 5th. The records showed that we had been billed
by SMS up through June of 2003. The first check to FirstLine had been written
in April of 2003 and electronic transfers from Pat’s account had been
made to them up through May of 2004. Starting in June of 2004, the electronic
transfers were made to Integrated Alarm and the billing name became IASG in
March of 2005. A Google search indicated that IASG stood for Integrated Alarm
Services Group, Inc., so I assume it’s the same company.
On September 12th, I called Helaman Hurtado at Icon headquarters in Utah to
let him know we were still being billed by our “old” monitoring
service as well as by ADT. He promised to send us a check for the last two
bills and get the old contract canceled. However, he was surprised when I
told him the firm was IASG and asked if I had their phone number. I didn’t.
Never had it. Never talked to them. If there were any problems with my system,
I called FirstLine.
Then he went on to tell me that they would have to send someone out from Pinnacle
again because “Winston’s” work had resulted in ADT issuing
a new account number for us and we would have to sign a new contract. When
I told him that “Winston” had difficulty programming our Genie
system because Pinnacle dealt exclusively with Ademco systems, Helaman was
stunned.
“You have a Genie system? General Electric? I thought we had installed
an Ademco system!”
I went to our box in the hallway and checked. It was a Genie system. Helaman
admitted that he had made a mistake and that when he contacted Pinnacle he
would let them know that it was a Genie. An hour later he called back to let
me know that he had located a customer service number for IASG, and that I
should call them and find out what the payoff would be to cancel our contract
with them.
I spoke with Carol at customer service for IASG in Las Vegas who told me to
write a cancellation letter and send it to them 90 days prior to the end of
our current contract on March 27, 2007. The letter needed to be written by
us, not Icon, and sent to IASG’s corporate headquarters in Albany, New
York. The payoff on the unused portion of the current contract would be $226.74.
I then sent an email to Helaman Hurtado at ICON relaying the info from IASG
and informing him that, coupled with the two payments we’ve already
made, he should cut us a check for $302.32.
Nine days seemed to me more than a reasonable
amount of time to wait for Pinnacle to contact me and send out a technician
to reprogram our system to the new ADT account number. I left a message to
that effect on Helaman Hurtado’s voice mail on Thursday, September 21st.
I called again on Friday and was surprised to hear him answer his line directly.
He sounded stunned that I hadn’t heard yet from Pinnacle and promised
I’d hear back from him or them by the end of the day after I told him
that starting that evening Pat would be on vacation for the next two weeks
and we were afraid to leave the house.
As expected, no one called at all. Monday morning I received a call from Jeff
at Pinnacle Security in Utah. We agreed on an appointment at 10 a.m. Tuesday,
September 26th for his technician, Marcus, to come out to our house and make
the necessary adjustments. On Tuesday morning, Marcus called me at 8:30 a.m.
to reschedule: he didn’t know what Jeff was thinking when he scheduled
him early in the day when Jeff should have known that he was scheduled to
spend the day with his supervisor; the earliest he could make it to our house
would be between four and five p.m. And, by the way, did I know what he was
being sent over to do because no one had told him! Marcus did show up at the
agreed upon time and, to the best of our knowledge, got our system working
appropriately. Now we're just waiting for the promised check to payoff our
old contract with IASG.
UPDATE: June 13, 2007
We've received several emails inquiring as
to whether we ever received the promised pay-off from ICON. No, we never got
the money back from ICON whose salesman promised to pay it. Ultimately, for
a couple of hundred dollars it wasn't worth the effort as we concluded we'd
have to sue them to get it. Attorneys, filing fees, etc. would have been more
than we could have recouped, assuming we prevailed in court.
UPDATE: July 21, 2009
A Google search of my own name, which I do periodically just to see what is out there, produced a cover article in the June 2008 edition of Utah Business Magazine which gives a great in-depth peek into the summer sales job industry. Although UBM requires you to sign up on their website to retrieve the article from their archives, it is reprinted elsewhere and can be accessed directly from SummerSales.org, an online magazine targeted at college students looking for summer jobs and contains company profiles for all of the Utah businesses that might eventually knock on your door. The title of the article is Opportunity Knocks and features the plethora of door-to-door sales companies that have sprung up in the Provo-Orem "hub" of Utah, how they operate, how their salesmen get paid (or not), their successes and their bankruptcies.
I vaguely recall a phone call from a lady at Utah Business Magazine who had found this article on the web and interviewed me over the phone regarding my experiences with these companies. I'm happy to report that the article quotes me accurately and in the light which I tried to convey. And, for the record, I received a knock on my door just yesterday from yet another well-dressed young man offering to update my security system. As I have done with each who have knocked since this article was first written, I invited him into the house, showed him this article on our website, then sent him on his way with my business card containing this website address and the admonition that he read the entire article at his leisure to get a sense of who he's working for.